What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Do you know what she said mum?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

What! how could you do that?

Why can't ugly women date hot guys? I know a woman who wants a hot BF but people would just laugh at her and ask her "what can you bring to the table for him?", isn't that messed up?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?

True - how I loved my mum!

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

What do you mean son?

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She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

My grandmother deeded me her house before she passed last year. Her son still lives there refusing to move. What steps should I take to have him removed?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?